well, hello there, dahlins! buttercup here… apparently my sister blossom has been frantically looking for me, not knowing that we have been connected to each other for more than a year in one of the most extensive social networking site in the world wide web… and, no, my dear, i’m not talking about friendster… i have long ago deleted my account with that awful site… i am glad that blossom even made contact with the other pagoda girls, who are totally living la vida loca in their respective countries as of the moment… i am also full of joy that blossom, through her good and kind heart sought to reunite the banger sisters… this is one mean feat… because it is not going to happen… but like many things in life, it’s the thought that counts, correct?
let me make it clear, i am here purely at the pleasure of my sister blossom, who sought my company to provide some needed respite from mediocrity that this site might be prone to… blossom, in spite of the disclaimer that stares at you at the home page, does enjoy and cherish language… one that is not marred by grammatical lapses so many people are vulnerable to… i’m not saying that i, buttercup, am perfect when it comes to language… i am, however, attentive to it, the way an apiarist is attentive to her honey bees… just remember, one need not be idiotic to be funny!
and now, i would like to clarify that contrary to blossom’s assumptions, i was never confused as to which part of the earth i was going to… long before the war of the roses that resulted from the rainfall of men that threatened the sanity of my sisters, i have been making arrangements to settle in this tiny kingdom in the heart of asia… and when the fighting indeed broke out, i have been happily ensconced here for some time… i have taken root here, so to speak… living peacefully with the natives, learning from them and them from me… now i’m not sure when this supposed declaration that the whole of asia was someone’s turf happened… the only certainty i have is that i was here first… and no amount of declaration will have driven me away… i am sorry that blossom succumbed to this bullying but if it were me, no declaration would have been necessary… and, of course, i would’ve gladly shared asia with blossom… but things happened the way they did and we cannot change the past.
i myself am getting ready to soon uproot myself from this kingdom, who has adopted and embraced me for six years, and replant myself to a new, unidentified-as-of-yet land for some new adventures and experiences… so i no longer have the need to be quiet while others hog the microphone and polite when others are so monumentally rude to me…
so there… this is moi, buttercup helu. http://pinakadalisay.com/
