The Legend of Pagoda Girls Part 1

It all started in the year 2000 (BC?). Five unique girls with extra, super and mega powerful abilities converged in the secret ultra- modern hide-out of a secret organization to attend the much awaited get-to-know- you party. They came from distant regions of the land, with different culture, religion, and of course different tastes in men. Each has its own special talent for subduing lawless, handsome and sexy men that continuously plague the dark cities of mother earth. Though, they do not have an assigned leader, Bubbles always declares herself as omnipotent. Luckily, everyone is a team player in achieving their objectives. Let us meet them:

( While i am writing this, i got an fb message from a cute guy, who i have worked with years ago…and the first thing he asked me was the where abouts of another gay friend…how rude is that!!!)

Bubbles (MS): as you all know is my “oldest” sister. very assertive and self-proclaimed leader of Pagoda girls. according to him, he’s the “glue” that holds the “bond.” he led the girls with their most successful adventures and also drinking endeavors in mang badong’s carenderia just around the corner. he is very possessive and always possessed that’s why he is a regular for all exorcist in townsville. in real life, he is very talented in conquering construction workers, tricycle drivers, and street vendors including street children. bubbles is also an activist and advocate of gay rights. he has joined every campaign rallies and have marched thousands of miles for the advancement of gay issues. bubbles is very single and always eyes every men in his neighborhood.

Buttercup(MDG): that’s my “older” sister.  an over-confident brat who always gets into trouble because oh his NO FEAR  attitude. most men stated that buttercup is just too much to handle. they can’t keep up with him especially with all the extreme sports and hobbies she’s into right now. from hunting manananggal in the city to exterminating every tiyanak in provinces. he also joined expeditions to hunt werewolves, vampires and legendary dragons. in real life, he’s a an intelligent, and street smart lass, who loves all kinds of books. he writes short stories, essays, poems, including haiku. but he’s specialty is writing love letters. yes, he did write the best romantic love letters to our boyfriends.he frequents libraries, museums, including national bookstore where he hooks up with nerds.  recently,  an anonymous source whispered me that Buttercup has found a boyfriend and very happy, but my source forgot to tell me her exact location. hhmmm…really? well, apparently he has been transformed by a mysterious force. i must speak with him so i can confirm this rumor.

Blossom(HA): that’s me. i am good follower and i follow everyone around specially handsome guys. i believe in the saying: share what you have, and you will have more than what you have shared. thus, i give every cute boy a helping “hand.”  Because, i am from the south, i have some rituals before i do  something. I am very superstitious and regularly checks my horoscope.  i also have monthly consult with Ms. Minchin, a practitioner of Feng Shui. She is responsible for the proper positioning of doors, windows, chairs, beds, mirror and everything, but until now i still don’t have a boyfriend. i’m beginning to doubt her technical abilities actually. I am a member of  cults, coven and secret societies u can think of. I also specialized in conjuring elementals so i can burn Bubbles with fire when he starts bitching and soak him with water when his libido starts rising . in real life, i’m a shy, introvert and subdued person. i live and breathe thru my avies in mmorpgs i’m currently playing.

Kedusa (PC): a pretty, youthful mistress of disguise. he uses his seductive beauty and feminine  qualities to influence and control men. he’s our big sister, a control-freak but kind and loving. very secretive about his conquests and solo adventures. he likes to be with mature, rich and influential men. Kedusa participates in every government project, volunteers regularly for all NGOs and also an Ambassadress of Goodwill to the Planet of the Apes. he’s also a regular contestant of all beauty and popularity contests from Ms. Gay Purok to Ms. Gay Universe of another dimension. And always have the following phrases in his interviews:  to make a difference in this world, for the greater good of mankind, beauty with a purpose, mother nature, peace, harmony and unity. But, Kedusa shares the red queen’s philosophy: it is better to be feared than loved in real life.

Princess (DC): he was a villain at first. a spoiled, insecure, rich little gurl, whose partially unseen, and often mute “Daddy” allows him to finance various evil plots to destroy the pagoda gurls. But, after he realized that he have similar interest with the pagodas… he immediately sided with us. Because of his wealth, men always chase him, and in return he gives them lavish and expensive presents from airline tickets, travel packages and 1 year subscription of  gay forbes magazine where he tops the annual list  of  wealthy spoiled brats. If he gets into trouble, he just calls his Daddy on his iphone and all his 3Gs (guns, goons, gold) run to his rescue, including his favorite pet, a vicious and always hungry hyena called irulan. He consider Bubbles as his BFF because they both like men who are easy…easy to get, easy to pay, easy to exchange, easy to return, and easy to forget.